Thin work pants.
Disclaimer: this might be too graphic. I tried to use as many euphemisms as I could, but alas - still graphic. Thank god this blog is anonymous. If you know who I am, shuttup.
I bought some pretty cool work pants from Kohl’s yesterday. They are grey but slightly metallic and satin-y if you know what kinda thing I’m talking about. Anyway they were kinda thin, but I decided that they were a good deal and they looked cool.
Fast foward to today: They are hugging my sac like my nephew hugs his teddy bear. I should have spent more time sitting down trying them on before I actually wore them to work… sitting down. Also, the thin-ness of the pants allows every contour of my legs and accessories to be clearly outlined and delineated.
Everyone is staring at my pants today. Hopefully they are just thinking how cool they look, and not how my popcorn is popping out of the bag.
3 years ago